Wardeness!!!!!!!!,
Its about time you came & faced me on my blog, load your guns ready for the 09 season of banter & bitching you said, very brave words wardeness.
My gun is always cocked & loaded in your presence, anyway moving on swiftly since the park closed I had an assignment to the Falkland Islands not far enough I hear you cry!!!!!!.
There was a dispute regarding the seals on the Falklands are they British!!!!,
I could not have been sent at a worst time as it was the mating season wow!!!! you should have seen those big Woz like males fighting for there prize female.
I thought to my self how on earth will I be able to get close enough to identify there sounds of grunting/blowing wind/dribbling & frothing at the mouth, all part of the courtship so I was told.
My worried look turned to laughter for a second as I have heard these sounds before but could not think where, yes!!!!!!! I remember late one night coming from the wardens caravan.
To be continued, watch this space.
T.S.R
2 comments:
Happy new year boss,
Any jobs going? I need a bit more cash to pay for this years caravan adventure. I'm sure the tarriff is going up!!!
Slim P.I.
Yes Slim your right!!!!!
The tariff is going up for you only,as you are a liability & a health hazard when it comes to cleaning the caravan on your departure.
When I ask you to leave the caravan & barbecue clean & tidy,
I can't believe last year you cleaned the inside of the barbecue with the toilet brush!!!!! than threw it away.
I'm not made of money you know the brush was only 4 years old!!!!, you can start by buying me a new brown toilet brush & holder.
Slim I am going to send you on a course with Lin/Wardeness on how to clean caravans O & barbecues, if then you pass Lin's standard of excellence, I may employ you for this season to clean my caravan.
The pay will be £5. with the possibility of a mid season pay rise to £5.50p take it or leave it.
Investigations at the moment are somewhat far & few between, when the season starts I will give you an assignment. just a thought I may send you to the Falklands to continue with the seal investigation are they British?.
Let me know ASAP.
TSR.
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